An emergency fax to my Niece, December 2013 S Can you please check your newspapers? I don't know what to make of the news bulletin below, what do you think? If true, it isn't looking good for Ian's jet bike again this year! I have been unable to contact Father C, but there is an... Continue Reading →
Santa a Terrorist… Breaking News….
News Update, Christmas 2004, fortunately Santa was released, albeit a little late and all children's parcels delivered safely and on time!! It has been reported that a large gentleman with a white beard and a red suit has been apprehended in the United States. The gentleman in question, seen driving a sleigh recklessly at high... Continue Reading →
Dear Sophie, Santa’s lost weight….
A copy of a letter to my niece, December 2002 Dear Sophie Santa's just popped in, he is looking well, lost a bit of weight! Much better than last year, don't tell anybody but I had a quiet word with him, he had really let himself go but happy to say, it seems to have... Continue Reading →
Dear Ian, No jetski for you this year!!!
A copy of a letter from Santa to my Brother in Law, December 2008 Dear Ian.... Called in on JayJinx today, she asked me to drop you a line to explain why there won't be a jet ski in your Christmas stocking this year. Courtesy of David Blackwell cc Truth is, I am strapped for... Continue Reading →
Dear Sophie, Santa’s lost his naughty children list…
Dear Sophie Father Christmas just dropped by to ask me to contact you, he is too embarrassed to tell you himself. He was very red faced, can you believe, he has LOST his "naughty children list"! Can please write him a letter and remind him of all of the times you have been... Continue Reading →