Another Dianne memory

I remember her Mum telling me about the time “somebody” was stealing her cigarettes.  The suspects?  Her two boys, ages 8 and 7 respectively or her 4 year old daughter Dianne!

She lined them up on the couch…the kids, not the cigs…. into each mouth went a lit cigarette and what do you know… the boys, coughed, choked and spluttered… sobbed their hearts out!!  But not Di … Oh no – she sat back, feet not touching the floor and puffed away for all she was worth…. like a 20 a-day smoker!  Honestly, just picture her… cute as a button… FOUR years old… her Mother looked to the future and sighed only 14 year’s to go…. but all I can say is: DON”T TRY IT AT HOME!